So here I am at work on Christmas Eve (because I have no soul) and the malware is insulting me.

See it? Fuck you too buddy!

And in another one, to be an asshole, they embedded their program in another program. I was wondering why IDA was showing a stub program less than 5 kb in size when there was a full 300 kb to work with. Dick move yo.

Can’t we all just get along? Be nice to one another for ONE day out of the year?

Nah.